tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15742539.post4148936832211881508..comments2024-03-12T01:33:30.737-07:00Comments on Fraggmented: Everyday Magical ItemsJohn Seaveyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07530526320973807452noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15742539.post-67136423058185504842014-07-02T20:03:29.979-07:002014-07-02T20:03:29.979-07:00"Ring of Spell Checking: This magical ring ti..."Ring of Spell Checking: This magical ring tightens (not painfully, but noticeably) around the wearer's finger any time they misspell a word when typing a document."<br /><br />If this really existed, the Internet would truly be dead because there would only be about three of us left on it (the others would be unable to use their keyboards due to the lack of any fingers remaining on either hand)!<br /><br />And considering how much bad spelling I have to wade through on the Internet (typos are one thing, but rampant bad spelling . . . ?), can I be forgiven for wanting to play the ring on something other than the finger of the poorer spellers?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15742539.post-30242783272164702532009-04-20T06:28:00.000-07:002009-04-20T06:28:00.000-07:00Hat Which Clings: as a corollary to only being rem...Hat Which Clings: as a corollary to only being removable when the wearer wishes, this makes a reliable hand-hold when climbing; with two, anything solid is climbable<br /><br />Sun-Contacts: all glare is blocked from one's vision, yet things which should be seen well are not dimmed<br /><br />Hard-drive of Holding: infinite storage capacity for information<br /><br />Portable Hole: same as usual, only smaller, resulting in pornographic jokes (I am not proud of this one)<br /><br />The Sci-Fi miniseries The Lost Room was kind of like this.Kyle Whitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11585645795214120227noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15742539.post-23020867333969412332009-04-20T06:12:00.000-07:002009-04-20T06:12:00.000-07:00Keychain of accessibility: the first key drawn fro...Keychain of accessibility: the first key drawn from this keychain will always be the needed one<br /><br />Remote control of reliable entertainment: when used, this remote control causes there to always be something on worth watchingMatthew Johnsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04905727799828366356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15742539.post-39570091626339963452009-04-19T10:29:00.000-07:002009-04-19T10:29:00.000-07:00You forgot the +6 Windows Operating System, which ...You forgot the +6 Windows Operating System, which will boot up a standard laptop in less than 20 seconds, regardless of the number of peripheral drivers installed.JD Atlantahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09155443492224962919noreply@blogger.com