Ahem-hem...
Scratched by thorns of roses or by claws of kittens
Smacked by large men wearing thick lead-lined mittens
Beaten with mallets and dropped out of planes
These are a few of my favorite pains!
Kicked by large ponies and burned by hot streudel
Rapped with a large brass bell right in the noodle
Hit by two fast-spinning steel weathervanes
These are a few of my favorite pains!
Girls choking my throat with their blue satin sashes
Fires that burn off my nose and eyelashes
Needles injecting things into my veins
These are a few of my favorite pains!
When the dog bites
When the bee stings
It makes me feel glad
I simply remember my favorite pains
And why I love feeling bad!
[Repeat all verses until you pass out from the pain]
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I like it. It reminds me of this one: Negativland - My Favorite Things (remix).
I apologize for the poor quality; it's a bootleg. And don't worry about copyright infringement... Negativland surely doesn't.
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