The Minnesota Vikings hired a new wide receivers' coach yesterday, and I'm picturing him meeting with his players on the first day of his new job.
COACH: Alright, guys, starting today, we're going to go back to the basics. I want to work with you on the fundamentals of catching the football, from--
TROY WILLIAMSON: Sorry, coach, but, uh...whatting the football?
COACH: Catching.
TROY: No, sorry, still not getting it.
COACH: Catching? You know, you catch the football when it's thrown to you?
MARCUS TAYLOR (doubtful): I dunno...that's not what the last guy said.
COACH: Of course you catch the football! When your number's called and it's thrown your way, you catch it!
TROY: Pffh. You won't get me to start talking crazy like that. Marcus Robinson started saying stuff like that, and they cut him.
Take my word for it--if you were a fan of the Minnesota Vikings, you'd be laughing hysterically right now.
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