Tuesday, October 26, 2010

How Did I Miss This One?

A while back, I posted some ideas for "mature" updates of kid's cartoons, complete with the blood and gore and nastiness that characterizes said updates. But somehow, I managed to miss an obvious one!

Steve is trapped in a strange house where everyday household objects seem to possess a malevolent intelligence. There's a way out, but can he find it before he falls into one of the deadly traps created by the sinister puppet-master behind it all? If he wants to survive, Steve will have to decipher every last one of...

"Blue's Clues".

It's like the 'Saw' movies with an evil dog-woman! I smell money, people...

2 comments:

Nitz the Bloody said...

Up until you implied that Blue would be an anthropomorphic dog-woman, I would have actually watched this. Now...eeewwwwww.

Jared said...

And by more "mature", naturally we mean more bloody and violent, with the sex factor ramped up and the characters typically depicted as violent sociopaths with gray morals, if they have any at all.

Deconstructions, you gotta love 'em.