I've had the opening line of a book in my head for years, never quite knowing where it connects to. Today, I'm sharing it with you, because it's such a good opening sentence that I want to share it with people despite not knowing what comes next.
"They say that a man who seeks revenge should begin by digging two graves. I dug three; but in fairness, two of them were very small."
I dunno, maybe it's my "For Sale: Baby shoes, never worn."