Monday, December 14, 2015

It's Probably a Good Thing I Never Monetized This Blog

Did you hear that Robert Palmer is starting a new line of exotic cheeses? He's going to be using primate milk instead of cow or goat milk. The line will be called, "Simply Irresistible Cheese", and the slogan will be, "Cheese so fine, there's no telling where the monkey went."

...um, you may need to Google this one.

3 comments:

Matthew E said...

Palmer! Not Plant!

You get an idea like that and you don't stick the landing.

John Seavey said...

Edited to fix.

Anonymous said...

I keep telling you, he's 66 years old, and he's dead!