5. "Gee, Tony, I've never knocked over anything bigger than a liquor store!"
4. "Gee, Tony, I've never gotten past second base with a girl before!" (This one presumably would bring new meaning to 'brings out the tiger in you'.)
3. "Gee, Tony, the picketers outside this abortion clinic look pretty scary!"
2. "Gee, Tony, she looks cute, but she's only thirteen!"
1. "Gee, Tony, I just don't think I have the guts to kill myself."