Saturday, April 08, 2006

Spring Cleaning

Wow, has it really been February since I posted here? Um, I can explain, really.

See, I've actually been posting all this time, but Internet dogs ate it. All those posts, every single one. Internet dogs. They're big and angry, and they love text. That's why it sometimes seems like there's nothing on the Internet but porn--it's because the dogs ate everything else. They look kind of like Rottweilers, but they're all in ASCII.

You're not buying this, are you?

OK, seriously, every time I was about to post something, a man came along and took it. He had a scar over his left eye, and he claimed his name was "Ramon", but I think that might have been an alias.


Fine. Firefox ate my Bookmarks folder, so I forgot that this site existed, and I didn't post to it.

No, that's actually really it.

Yes, there is such a thing as a Firefox. It's a giant fox made of flame, and it waits at the center of the Earth. Occasionally it will manage to get its jaws out, and it eats Bookmark folders whole...someday, it will loose its bonds, and devour all the folders in the world, and nobody will know where anything in the Internet is.

Except the Internet dogs. They can track by scent.

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