Tuesday, April 18, 2006

To the Tune Of...


Scratched by thorns of roses or by claws of kittens
Smacked by large men wearing thick lead-lined mittens
Beaten with mallets and dropped out of planes
These are a few of my favorite pains!

Kicked by large ponies and burned by hot streudel
Rapped with a large brass bell right in the noodle
Hit by two fast-spinning steel weathervanes
These are a few of my favorite pains!

Girls choking my throat with their blue satin sashes
Fires that burn off my nose and eyelashes
Needles injecting things into my veins
These are a few of my favorite pains!

When the dog bites
When the bee stings
It makes me feel glad
I simply remember my favorite pains
And why I love feeling bad!

[Repeat all verses until you pass out from the pain]

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I like it. It reminds me of this one: Negativland - My Favorite Things (remix).

I apologize for the poor quality; it's a bootleg. And don't worry about copyright infringement... Negativland surely doesn't.