"Welcome to the Stargate Exploration Teams," General Hammond said to the group of new recruits. "Now, I'm sure you're eager to explore new dimensions, so if you could just all put on these uniforms and head on out?"
"Sir," asked one of the new recruits, "why are our new uniforms all red jumpsuits?"
"Good question, Corporal Whoever," Hammond barked out. "And one you can answer by putting it on and going through the Stargate. We'd send SG-1, but they're on an assignment right now to find out what happened to SG-3. They went through the Stargate to an uncharted dimension, and never reported back."
The recruits looked at each other. They shrugged. "It could be worse," one of them said. "We could be new students at Sunnydale Senior High."